I hope that you spend a full day trying to stand on your skis and the rest of the week unable to sit down because of it!.
Take a chill pill. We're all only having a laugh and looking forward to our hard earned skiing holiday. Have you ever considered that this site is a bit of an ice breaker for anyone going the first time and that the banter is appreciated and shows what a great mix of people enjoy skiing. Nah, thought not.