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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 07-07-05 09:18French Jokes
Q: How many French men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1. Chirac thinks the whole of Europe revolves around him.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A Salesman.
Q: Why do French Naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: So they can see all thier ships.
Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German army as they entered the city on World War 2?
A: Table fo 1000,000 sir?
The tour de France is so popular in France because its the one sport where you dont ...
A: 1. Chirac thinks the whole of Europe revolves around him.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A Salesman.
Q: Why do French Naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: So they can see all thier ships.
Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German army as they entered the city on World War 2?
A: Table fo 1000,000 sir?
The tour de France is so popular in France because its the one sport where you dont ...
Q: How many French men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1. Chirac thinks the whole of Europe revolves around him.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A Salesman.
Q: Why do French Naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: So they can see all thier ships.
Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German army as they entered the city on World War 2?
A: Table fo 1000,000 sir?
The tour de France is so popular in France because its the one sport where you dont need balls!
Perhaps we should now call French Fries Olypmic Fries?
A: 1. Chirac thinks the whole of Europe revolves around him.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A Salesman.
Q: Why do French Naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: So they can see all thier ships.
Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German army as they entered the city on World War 2?
A: Table fo 1000,000 sir?
The tour de France is so popular in France because its the one sport where you dont need balls!
Perhaps we should now call French Fries Olypmic Fries?
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wooowoow Daniel,don't touch my french fries!!!
LOL
About the Tour: Tom Boonen was 2nd yesterday!!
Nasdrave
Tanny xxx
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Morning Tan trust all is well in Belgium?re: French Jokes
oh yeah, rain rain & rain...
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Same as here