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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 03-28-04 16:25FuNnY jOkE
2 egg were boiling in a pan,
1 male the other female,
the female egg says '' look ive got a crack,''
the male replies ''no point telling me im not hard yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
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two eggs in a saucepan one said to the other it is hot in here the other one said wait till you get out they smash your head in.re: FuNnY jOkE
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An english man and irish man and a scots man were working high up on some scaffolding on a building site... and it came to lunch time when they got our there packed lunches..
The English man pulled out beef and mustard sandwich the scot pulled out a haggis sandwich and the irish man pulled out a cheese sandwich,,
Two days later they all had the same sandwich filler and the english man announced that if he had the same sandwich filler in his sandwich 2mo he would jump off the top of ...
The English man pulled out beef and mustard sandwich the scot pulled out a haggis sandwich and the irish man pulled out a cheese sandwich,,
Two days later they all had the same sandwich filler and the english man announced that if he had the same sandwich filler in his sandwich 2mo he would jump off the top of ...
An english man and irish man and a scots man were working high up on some scaffolding on a building site... and it came to lunch time when they got our there packed lunches..
The English man pulled out beef and mustard sandwich the scot pulled out a haggis sandwich and the irish man pulled out a cheese sandwich,,
Two days later they all had the same sandwich filler and the english man announced that if he had the same sandwich filler in his sandwich 2mo he would jump off the top of the scaffolding, the scots man and the irish man were in agreement as well as they were having the same filler..
well 2mo came and the englishman pulled out his sandwich and yes he had beef and mustard and as he said he would he jumped and killed himself, the scots man pulled out his second and what else did he see on his sandwich other than haggis so off he went killed himself the irish man saw he had cheese and then he jumped......
Few weeks later the funeral of the three builders and after the service the three wives came together and the english mans wife said just if he asked for a different filler i would of changed it and the scots mans wife said yeah, same here i thought he liked them as he said nothing well, said the irish mans wife... i dont know why he jumped because he made his own sandwiches!!
The English man pulled out beef and mustard sandwich the scot pulled out a haggis sandwich and the irish man pulled out a cheese sandwich,,
Two days later they all had the same sandwich filler and the english man announced that if he had the same sandwich filler in his sandwich 2mo he would jump off the top of the scaffolding, the scots man and the irish man were in agreement as well as they were having the same filler..
well 2mo came and the englishman pulled out his sandwich and yes he had beef and mustard and as he said he would he jumped and killed himself, the scots man pulled out his second and what else did he see on his sandwich other than haggis so off he went killed himself the irish man saw he had cheese and then he jumped......
Few weeks later the funeral of the three builders and after the service the three wives came together and the english mans wife said just if he asked for a different filler i would of changed it and the scots mans wife said yeah, same here i thought he liked them as he said nothing well, said the irish mans wife... i dont know why he jumped because he made his own sandwiches!!
