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Gatwick is closed
Author:Daniel Snell
posts : 5800 (Master)Date : 01-24-04 14:16Gatwick is closed
Yes I have very sad news to report. I have just got back from picking up a customer at Gatwick and I can now confirm that the roadblocks have sprung into operation and armed police are on the prowl. They are under strict orders to be on the look out for one Pamporovo Pete. Who it is now thought is going under the name of Borovets Bob! Any one in anyway conennected to MrP WILL NOT be aloud to fly to Bulgaria and instead will be packed off to Andorra. Police are warning people not to approach ...
Yes I have very sad news to report. I have just got back from picking up a customer at Gatwick and I can now confirm that the roadblocks have sprung into operation and armed police are on the prowl. They are under strict orders to be on the look out for one Pamporovo Pete. Who it is now thought is going under the name of Borovets Bob! Any one in anyway conennected to MrP WILL NOT be aloud to fly to Bulgaria and instead will be packed off to Andorra. Police are warning people not to approach Pamporovo Pete if they spot him as he is thought to be extremly cheerful and that is not aloud.
Ps latest reports suggest he is now going undercover as a Snowboarder!
Ps latest reports suggest he is now going undercover as a Snowboarder!
re: Gatwick is closed
Anything but Andorra, ruddy Motorway skiing and empty bars.
Truth is, this is a double bluff. The road blocks are to ensure my safe passage to the VIP departure lounge. Have got my ironing board amd my instuction leaflet on how to board. It goes like this.
Ensure gear is tatty and you can gob at least 10 yards. Practice by sitting down on blocks of ice for 30 minutes at a time. Use words like cool and dude in order to converse with your fellow sitters, (I mean boarders.)
Standard ...
Truth is, this is a double bluff. The road blocks are to ensure my safe passage to the VIP departure lounge. Have got my ironing board amd my instuction leaflet on how to board. It goes like this.
Ensure gear is tatty and you can gob at least 10 yards. Practice by sitting down on blocks of ice for 30 minutes at a time. Use words like cool and dude in order to converse with your fellow sitters, (I mean boarders.)
Standard ...
Anything but Andorra, ruddy Motorway skiing and empty bars.
Truth is, this is a double bluff. The road blocks are to ensure my safe passage to the VIP departure lounge. Have got my ironing board amd my instuction leaflet on how to board. It goes like this.
Ensure gear is tatty and you can gob at least 10 yards. Practice by sitting down on blocks of ice for 30 minutes at a time. Use words like cool and dude in order to converse with your fellow sitters, (I mean boarders.)
Standard eqiptment should enclude a Justin Timberlake baseball cap which must be worn back to front.
Drag lifts should be fallen off at least 10 times per day, however you are entitled to board back down and take your place at the front of the queue,. Skiers who have queued for 10 minutes will be quite happy for you to do this.
Daniel you are a scream, and have really enjoyed your postings over the last few weeks.
What I shall do for the next 2 weeks without your postings heaven only knows. But I will do my best to get through it.
See ya
Pamporovo Pete
Truth is, this is a double bluff. The road blocks are to ensure my safe passage to the VIP departure lounge. Have got my ironing board amd my instuction leaflet on how to board. It goes like this.
Ensure gear is tatty and you can gob at least 10 yards. Practice by sitting down on blocks of ice for 30 minutes at a time. Use words like cool and dude in order to converse with your fellow sitters, (I mean boarders.)
Standard eqiptment should enclude a Justin Timberlake baseball cap which must be worn back to front.
Drag lifts should be fallen off at least 10 times per day, however you are entitled to board back down and take your place at the front of the queue,. Skiers who have queued for 10 minutes will be quite happy for you to do this.
Daniel you are a scream, and have really enjoyed your postings over the last few weeks.
What I shall do for the next 2 weeks without your postings heaven only knows. But I will do my best to get through it.
See ya
Pamporovo Pete
re: Gatwick is closed
cheers Pete have a good 1
