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Getting ready for the season
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-09-04 19:44Getting ready for the season
Help get yourself prepared for your holiday by following these simple tips:
1.Buy a new pair of gloves and IMMEDIATELY THROW ONE AWAY!
2.Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip onto your clothes.
3.Place small but angular pebbles in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a clamp around your toes.
4.Slam your thumb in a car door and don't bother to go see a doctor
5.Soak ...
1.Buy a new pair of gloves and IMMEDIATELY THROW ONE AWAY!
2.Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip onto your clothes.
3.Place small but angular pebbles in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a clamp around your toes.
4.Slam your thumb in a car door and don't bother to go see a doctor
5.Soak ...
Help get yourself prepared for your holiday by following these simple tips:
1.Buy a new pair of gloves and IMMEDIATELY THROW ONE AWAY!
2.Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip onto your clothes.
3.Place small but angular pebbles in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a clamp around your toes.
4.Slam your thumb in a car door and don't bother to go see a doctor
5.Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.
6.Visit your local butcher and pay £15 to sit in the walk-in freezer for half an hour.
7.Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your lift pass. Sporadically drop things.
I have far to much spare time....
1.Buy a new pair of gloves and IMMEDIATELY THROW ONE AWAY!
2.Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip onto your clothes.
3.Place small but angular pebbles in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a clamp around your toes.
4.Slam your thumb in a car door and don't bother to go see a doctor
5.Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.
6.Visit your local butcher and pay £15 to sit in the walk-in freezer for half an hour.
7.Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your lift pass. Sporadically drop things.
I have far to much spare time....
re: Getting ready for the season
Should that last one not be ...7.Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pints of lager.
re: Getting ready for the season
Your right Lou, you have too much spare time. Made me laugh though
Could also add,
8. If you have ski's, find a large hill, leave 1 ski at the top, tumble for several minutes with other ski attatched, finally stop, climb uphill for 1/2 hour, retrieve other ski
IMT
