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Guess who's bored tonightHeres another bit of light humour
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-09-05 22:20Guess who's bored tonightHeres another bit of light humour
This may remind some of you about previous Bulgarian exploits, it certainly reminds me of some of our's a few years ago.
Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!"
Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty quid for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get ...
Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!"
Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty quid for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get ...
This may remind some of you about previous Bulgarian exploits, it certainly reminds me of some of our's a few years ago.
Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!"
Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty quid for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even more drunk. Eventually Steve rolls into home and his Jane starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Steve says, "Nowainaminit, can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks.
But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry shorry an' gave me twennie quid for the cleaning bill!"
Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty quid."
"Oh, yeah....I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."
Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!"
Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty quid for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even more drunk. Eventually Steve rolls into home and his Jane starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Steve says, "Nowainaminit, can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks.
But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry shorry an' gave me twennie quid for the cleaning bill!"
Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty quid."
"Oh, yeah....I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."
re: Guess who's bored tonightHeres another bit of light humour
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