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HEY PUDDLES!!!!

Ruprect Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-08-06 21:28

HEY PUDDLES!!!!

An old girlfriend called out of the blue and asked if we could meet up to recreate some of our "old moves". I remember her being the sexiest thing i'd ever known, she was fantastic in every way if you know what i mean. I thought it only fair to tell her that i wasn't the fit, athletic hunk i once was and that my waistline had grown over the years.

She giggled and told me that she'd put on the "odd" pound or two....So i told her to Eff Off.

Apologies for last bit, but it is funny. P.s. ...
An old girlfriend called out of the blue and asked if we could meet up to recreate some of our "old moves". I remember her being the sexiest thing i'd ever known, she was fantastic in every way if you know what i mean. I thought it only fair to tell her that i wasn't the fit, athletic hunk i once was and that my waistline had grown over the years.

She giggled and told me that she'd put on the "odd" pound or two....So i told her to Eff Off.

Apologies for last bit, but it is funny. P.s. one of the GIRLS i work with got the joke from her MUM!

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