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HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT (JOKE)
Author:Pamporovo Pete
posts : 14180 (Master)Date : 01-22-04 22:47HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT (JOKE)
Boarder decides he needs to lose weight before heading off to Pamporovo, but with just 2 weeks to go he needs to something quick.
He sees an ad that says 'How to loose 5lbs in a day, guaranteed' .
Thinking he had nothing to lose but a bit of money he decided to give it a go.
1 hour after phoning and paying by credit card there was a knock at the door. He opened it to find a stunning blonde wearing only pink trainers."Hi" she said "I understand you want to lose weight, well if you can ...
He sees an ad that says 'How to loose 5lbs in a day, guaranteed' .
Thinking he had nothing to lose but a bit of money he decided to give it a go.
1 hour after phoning and paying by credit card there was a knock at the door. He opened it to find a stunning blonde wearing only pink trainers."Hi" she said "I understand you want to lose weight, well if you can ...
Boarder decides he needs to lose weight before heading off to Pamporovo, but with just 2 weeks to go he needs to something quick.
He sees an ad that says 'How to loose 5lbs in a day, guaranteed' .
Thinking he had nothing to lose but a bit of money he decided to give it a go.
1 hour after phoning and paying by credit card there was a knock at the door. He opened it to find a stunning blonde wearing only pink trainers."Hi" she said "I understand you want to lose weight, well if you can catch me you can have your way with me." Off she ran and the boarder gave chase. Ater nearly an hour and completely exausted he caught up with the girl and he had his way with her.
On returning he weighed himself to find he had lost 6lbs. Fantastic he thought, I'll try again tomorrow. The next day an even more beautiful girl arrived also only wearing pink trainers, and the same thing happened. This time when he returned he had lost another 7lbs.
Right he thought tomorrow I will go for their ultimate challenge. He rang and told the receptionist that he wanted the full lose a stone in a day treatment. "Are you sure" asked the receptionist" 100% he replied.
1 hour later there was a knock at the door. Eagerly he rushed to open it and their stood a 6 foot 15 stone guy full of muscles wearing only pink running shoes...... who said..... "If I catch you, YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!"
Pamps Pete
He sees an ad that says 'How to loose 5lbs in a day, guaranteed' .
Thinking he had nothing to lose but a bit of money he decided to give it a go.
1 hour after phoning and paying by credit card there was a knock at the door. He opened it to find a stunning blonde wearing only pink trainers."Hi" she said "I understand you want to lose weight, well if you can catch me you can have your way with me." Off she ran and the boarder gave chase. Ater nearly an hour and completely exausted he caught up with the girl and he had his way with her.
On returning he weighed himself to find he had lost 6lbs. Fantastic he thought, I'll try again tomorrow. The next day an even more beautiful girl arrived also only wearing pink trainers, and the same thing happened. This time when he returned he had lost another 7lbs.
Right he thought tomorrow I will go for their ultimate challenge. He rang and told the receptionist that he wanted the full lose a stone in a day treatment. "Are you sure" asked the receptionist" 100% he replied.
1 hour later there was a knock at the door. Eagerly he rushed to open it and their stood a 6 foot 15 stone guy full of muscles wearing only pink running shoes...... who said..... "If I catch you, YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!"
Pamps Pete
