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This was recently in the Seattle Paper . . . the
title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever."


In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+
year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m.
on Friday night. On Monday, at the County courthouse,
Aylor was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior,
public indecency, and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a
pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking
session when he decided to stop, "You know how a
pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no
one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't
anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.

Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of
the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was
appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and
proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was
really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice
an approaching police car and was unaware of his
audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer
Taylor. "I walked up to Mr. Aylor and he's just banging
away at this pumpkin." Officer Taylor went on to
describe what happened when she approached Aylor.

"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're
having sex with a pumpkin?"

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there,
and then he looked me straight in the face and said.....

"A pumpkin? . . . Oh dear . . . is it midnight already?"