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Right a bit off bad news from the off, Captain Plov's crew were supposed to be in town late Saturday but we had a few injuries, Firstly Chippie who is still coming has broken his leg playing netball against St Albans Girls under 21 s team, apparently he was taken out by the big Goal Attack.......

One pull out is Keymaster as he had a heart scare as he was found in the lockers of the St Albans Girls Under 21 team changing room clutching his chest.... but the good news is that he is on the mend.....he said he didn’t know what came over him...but he wants to thank the big goal attack for the mouth to mouth......

But dont fret, Eddie the Eagle is back as well as a new recruit Tash

just spoke to keymaster. its true his heart is a bit dicky. turns out he was taking part in the 3rd annual battle of Bosworth reunion and he hadn't buckled up his body armour properly. i warned him that the lashings on his cousin Gerards chainmail was faulty. but did he listen? Keith Browns lance caught him square in the chest. winded him for a good ten minutes. it took the edge of a good battle apparently. Brian and Graham had the full Richard the third outfits, no crowns though.
Keymaster is up for darts tonight and legion tommorrow. Speckled hens back on down The Trotters and i need your lottery money lads. 2 weeks are due. Nigel, we're square cos of the drying cleaning of my gandalf outfit.

I'll take the lottery money off the Games Workshop subs you owe me Ginola - building and painting the paper-mache Kingdom of Mordor for next week's annual "Filling The Hobbit's Ring" festival costs money you know! And you still owe me for the Boots home-made brewery kit - it wasn't my fault the dog p1ssed in it.

One good thing to come out of this is that I won't miss the Trekkie convention down at Dagenham next Wednesday - Mum's taken pity on me and bought the new RC-1167 phaser - you know the one that was derived from fusing Klingon technology with Star Fleet's -it has full cloaking capability and removes the threat of Klingons - an added bonus considering the medication I'm on.

Party Boy - have a great holiday - but remember you are an ambassador for the WorkShop.

I'm absolutely gutted but I'm still 'Laughing Out Loud' - sorry, lol