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I tried to get into me suits,
No problem with me socks and boots,
But I think the wash has shrunk my gear,
They fitted me all right last year.

Thermals tight, what's going on,
Bottoms now are like a thong,
Can it be I've put on weight,
I'm really in a dreadful state.

Tummy bulging, boo and hiss,
Does my ass look big in this,
Will I pull in BJ's club,
Or should I just stay in the pub.

Is it to late to excercise,
To lose some flab like other guys,
But no, girls like men who makes 'em laugh,
And dieting is really naff.

So watch out folks, a week to go,
Before I venture on the snow,
And if you see a guy fall over,
It's only Pete from Pamporovo.

Be nice to me if I should fall,
I'm really not that good at all,
But one thing I will always be,
Hooked on Pamps and so happy

1 WEEK TO GO -- HO HO HO

PP