Bulgaria Ski discussion board

Boy am I gonna get in trouble over this one - but here goes.......


MALE PROCEDURE FOR USING A DRIVE THROUGH CASH DISPENSER
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Lower car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Raise window.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE FOR USING A DRIVE THROUGH CASH DISPENSER
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up required distance to align car window with machine.
3. Put hand brake on, put window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call back.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car.
8. Insert card.
9. Remove card and re-insert card right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with PIN number written on inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
17. Write amount withdrawn in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder and place card into slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on mobile phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release hand brake.


Think I'll now put my ski helmet on and await replies


Pete