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THE HORMONE WARNING:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his
own hands! This is a handy guide thatshould be as common as a driver's license
in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST:
Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be
overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of
apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA SAFE:
Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it
today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: Have some more
chocolate!

13 Things PMS Stands For......
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3.Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11.Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good
laugh...or men who need a warning.