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We need to think of a brand new slogan,
That fits the bill for little Logan,
Speeding down the hills of Pamps,
Spinning round and jumping ramps,
Faster than a 4 wheeled Shogun,
Thinking he's the new Hulk Hogan.

Poor Dona is beside herself,
Trying to tame her little elf,
But Logan's like a man possessed,
Back up for more without a rest,
The Boarders part when this guy passes,
And leaves them sitting on their arses.

The week will fly, and so will he,
The finest skier for all to see,
And then return to tell his chums,
How he left the boarders on their bums,
Then off to Tamworth for the Meet,
To ski again with Pamporovo Pete!

Go for it Shogun
Or should it be Hulk Logan