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Greased Lightening

We had goose for christmas dinner, do you want a pot of goose grease with your cheque?

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Now this is not funny - treat it more seriously please

I'm gonna end up with a couple of iced gems

PP

Midget Gems

Did you say iced gems or MIDGET GEMS PP? Not seen those 4 ages, looks like we will on 14th!

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All in a worthy cause, and hopefully will take you way over your £1000 target

Good news is March is usually warmer, so not too long to defrost the 'iced gems '

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Pete, The "Team" will be there to watch and "support" you. I have just booked our flights and Andie will already be there and said she would love to rub in the goose fat!
I suggested skiing in your birthday suit but glad you are wearing a thong, as I would hate to see you catch cold.

Joking aside, you are a very special guy and if there is a Mrs. P. Pete then thank you for letting him do it.

Carole

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You could take one of those hand warmers and shove that down the front? (Might need to try that before you go incase the corners are scratchy!)

Will it be a novelty thong? Sequins? Animal mask? Oh it's too long to wait to see! Give you even more money if you do it again at the after season party in Milton Keynes!!

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I was thinking of shoving a large marrow down there - just to help me ' pull ' in the evening

PP

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I've bought one today on E Bay - leopard skin effect

Hope there arn't any snow lepoards around

PP

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Hi Pete

I have found out that you can get "channel grease" from Boots to rub in which will protect you from the cold and have spoken to Carole about the bucket - I have asked her for a big one lol

Will get the poster done asap

Andie

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But will it stop me picking up a glass

PP