Bulgaria Ski discussion board

I fink when it do start to snow,
I'm gonna go to Pamporovo,
Cause it's nice to slip 'n slide a bit,
Except the places where there's grit,
Up 'n down the tripple chair
Fallin off when I get there,
Drinking Vodka day and night
Coming home a deadful sight,
Leaving behind me Bowyers pies
And then eat things I don't recognise
Smoke some fags that make me choke
Chased by a ruddy mountain goat
Spending Mickey Mouses money,
Don't get change, just pots of honey,
Flying there on a knackered plane
Land at Plovdiv, pouring rain
Board a bus thats very old
Arrive and greeted with soup thats cold
Hole in bed, radio broken,
Stub my toe, bathroom soaking,
Noise at night from all the tourists
No chance of sleep for us pureists
Then in the morning rise and shine
Skinng starts at half past nine
Try to see what all the fuss is.......
People queueing for the busses

Do I love it.............. YES I DO
And I guarantee it.... SO WILL YOU


2 MONTHS TODAY

PP