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I am back with a worse one
Author:Sir I can't wait
posts : (Beginner)Date : 09-26-06 20:25I am back with a worse one
Hope everyone had a great weekend and seeing we are now in Tuesday the next one will soon be here and Ican't wait as it means we are all a week nearer 
Okay a farmer goes out to milk his cows, but finds them all frozen stiff from the icy night air. In desperation he tries to revive them but with no success. As he runs back to the farmhouse he sees a woman walking down the lane. He tells her of his problems, at which she runs to the field and places her hands on each cow ...
Okay a farmer goes out to milk his cows, but finds them all frozen stiff from the icy night air. In desperation he tries to revive them but with no success. As he runs back to the farmhouse he sees a woman walking down the lane. He tells her of his problems, at which she runs to the field and places her hands on each cow ...
Hope everyone had a great weekend and seeing we are now in Tuesday the next one will soon be here and Ican't wait as it means we are all a week nearer
Okay a farmer goes out to milk his cows, but finds them all frozen stiff from the icy night air. In desperation he tries to revive them but with no success. As he runs back to the farmhouse he sees a woman walking down the lane. He tells her of his problems, at which she runs to the field and places her hands on each cow.MIRACOUSLY they all defrost and stand up. The farmer thanks the woman and asks by the way whats your name? To which she replies THORA HIRD
Okay a farmer goes out to milk his cows, but finds them all frozen stiff from the icy night air. In desperation he tries to revive them but with no success. As he runs back to the farmhouse he sees a woman walking down the lane. He tells her of his problems, at which she runs to the field and places her hands on each cow.MIRACOUSLY they all defrost and stand up. The farmer thanks the woman and asks by the way whats your name? To which she replies THORA HIRD
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they do get worse!!!!!!!!!!! I cant wait either, for the weekend of coursere: I am back with a worse one
lol thats badbut made me smile
re: I am back with a worse one
An elderly gentleman is celebrating his 80th birthday. His friends have all whipped round for a surprise for him. A huge cake is wheeled in for the old boy. As he gets up to cut it, a woman suddenly leaps out of the cake. She sidles up to him in a very provocative manner and says "I've been told to offer you super sex"The old boy scratches his chin for a moment, and then replies "I'll have the soup please".............
re: I am back with a worse one
erm have to say i think that is slightly better than grahamssorry graham
