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264 hours or 15,840 minutes.
9 more work days (including today).
270 miles commuting on the motorbike.
2 more showers (I am a bloke).
12 pairs of clean pants (A bloke with a clean botty).
One more Ski Sunday with that annoying commentator.
Two more attempts on the dry ski slope with my new boots from Decathlon.
24 more cups of tea in the morning.
Approximately 36 dumps (I pride myself on being quite regular).
The completion of approximately 1.2 cans of Lynx Africa (Women love it).
8 visits to the gym (Well to the Sauna and jacuzzi at least).
One more dreadful but necessary visit to Bluewater (I draw the line on going to Lakeside).
One trip to try to find the sun tan lotion you put across your cheeks.
9 more days staring at the girl three desks away and just thinking "what if!".
One big night out for my mates birthday (Girl mate but don't fancy her).
Maybe one more visit to the local curry house with the waiter with the strange leather hat (It facinates me that hat).
Approximately 3 hours typing completely useless messages on this site when I could be doing something more productive.
About 200 more visits to this bl@*dy website and I now appear to be sadly addicted.

Dickie