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I will send a tenner if you put the penguin joke to the top
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-17-08 14:10I will send a tenner if you put the penguin joke to the top
Pete I will send you £10 for the orphanage if you will put the penguin/nun/pope joke to the top, it was on last year and I loved it.I am sure anyone new to the forum will love it too
Penguin joke ...
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see
the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks,
"Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few ...
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see
the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks,
"Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few ...
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see
the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks,
"Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns
around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your
Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the
other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey
turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
any where in the world?"
After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my
son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the
floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting...
"Dopey shagged a penguin ! Dopey shagged a penguin !"
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see
the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks,
"Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns
around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your
Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the
other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey
turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
any where in the world?"
After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my
son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the
floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting...
"Dopey shagged a penguin ! Dopey shagged a penguin !"
re: I will send a tenner if you put the penguin joke to the top
thanks dw, tenner on its way to Petere: I will send a tenner if you put the penguin joke to the top
now can you change the title to read best joke of 2007 (IMO)bet you cannot do that DW?, I was acting like A blonde could have copy and pasted the joke myself
re: I will send a tenner if you put the penguin joke to the top
And another tenna Gill thanks
Happy Birthday Gill
Hiya Gill, happy birthday for Mon or Tue can't exactly remember. 20 how many!! However do you remember the boozy hot chocotate on the flight a couple of years ago. Gary aka BFT.re: I will send a tenner if you put the penguin joke to the top
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
One day ...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
One day ...
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied , "My point exactly."
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied , "My point exactly."
re: I will send a tenner if you put the penguin joke to the top
reckon that one deserves an extra fiver... 
not as good as the penguins though the office are not all laid on their backs laughing to that one like they did the penguin one 
