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If you thought the last joke was bad ....
Author:Robert TK
posts : 1193 (Master)Date : 03-08-04 10:38If you thought the last joke was bad ....
My wife's gone to the West Indies
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
(that's the original one, now prepare for a deluge of variations...)
My wife's gone to the Indian coast
Goa?
Phwoar! I'll say!
My wife's gone to St Petersburg.
Is she Russian?
No, she's taking her time.
My wife's gone to Northern Italy
Genoa?
I should think so, we've been married for 20 years.
My wife's had an accident on a volcano
Krakatoa?
No. She broke her leg.
My wife's ...
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
(that's the original one, now prepare for a deluge of variations...)
My wife's gone to the Indian coast
Goa?
Phwoar! I'll say!
My wife's gone to St Petersburg.
Is she Russian?
No, she's taking her time.
My wife's gone to Northern Italy
Genoa?
I should think so, we've been married for 20 years.
My wife's had an accident on a volcano
Krakatoa?
No. She broke her leg.
My wife's ...
My wife's gone to the West Indies
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
(that's the original one, now prepare for a deluge of variations...)
My wife's gone to the Indian coast
Goa?
Phwoar! I'll say!
My wife's gone to St Petersburg.
Is she Russian?
No, she's taking her time.
My wife's gone to Northern Italy
Genoa?
I should think so, we've been married for 20 years.
My wife's had an accident on a volcano
Krakatoa?
No. She broke her leg.
My wife's gone mad in Venezuela
Caracas?
Yes, absolutely loopy
My wife's gone to the Welsh border.
Wye?
Search me.
My wife's gone to the botanical gardens.
Kew?
Yes, it was rather busy.
My wife's gone to Malawi
Lilongwe?
Yes, about 5000 miles
My wife's got an upset tummy in Laos
Inkhazi?
Yes, constantly.
My wife's gone on a singing tour of South Korea
Seoul?
No, R&B
My wife caught a cold in the Gulf
Qatar?
Yes, she was coughing up greenies for weeks
My wife had an accident in Slovenia
Bled?
Yeah, like a stuck pig.
My wife's parents are from Croatia
Split?
No, they're still happily married.
My wife went to a very bad concert in South East Asia
Singapore?
Terrible. And the rest of the band was even worse.
My wife went on a sailing course in Poole
In Dorset?
Yes, she'd recommend it to anyone.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
(that's the original one, now prepare for a deluge of variations...)
My wife's gone to the Indian coast
Goa?
Phwoar! I'll say!
My wife's gone to St Petersburg.
Is she Russian?
No, she's taking her time.
My wife's gone to Northern Italy
Genoa?
I should think so, we've been married for 20 years.
My wife's had an accident on a volcano
Krakatoa?
No. She broke her leg.
My wife's gone mad in Venezuela
Caracas?
Yes, absolutely loopy
My wife's gone to the Welsh border.
Wye?
Search me.
My wife's gone to the botanical gardens.
Kew?
Yes, it was rather busy.
My wife's gone to Malawi
Lilongwe?
Yes, about 5000 miles
My wife's got an upset tummy in Laos
Inkhazi?
Yes, constantly.
My wife's gone on a singing tour of South Korea
Seoul?
No, R&B
My wife caught a cold in the Gulf
Qatar?
Yes, she was coughing up greenies for weeks
My wife had an accident in Slovenia
Bled?
Yeah, like a stuck pig.
My wife's parents are from Croatia
Split?
No, they're still happily married.
My wife went to a very bad concert in South East Asia
Singapore?
Terrible. And the rest of the band was even worse.
My wife went on a sailing course in Poole
In Dorset?
Yes, she'd recommend it to anyone.
re: If you thought the last joke was bad ....
Just sent these to Simon as right up his street
I expect they'll keep him and the rest of West Oxon Housing amused all day!
Ellie
re: If you thought the last joke was bad ....
Now I DID like those.Where is that guy going with all those women in that bus?
He's taking them to Burham.
Hang on I'll get the missus!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pamporovo Pete
re: If you thought the last joke was bad ....
LOL Bud, thats betterIMT
