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It's quiet on here today...
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 04-20-05 13:59It's quiet on here today...
Are people running out of things to say as we move further away from the ski season??
re: It's quiet on here today...
Hi Kim....I think everyone is out, i know Val is in Munich for a couple of days, i`m sure others will drop in through the day....
Cheers
steve c
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A couple for you kim:
Thumberlina and Quasimodo have interviews with the Guiness Book of Records to check that they are still the smallest and ugliest persons in the world.
Thumberlina goes in first and comes deliriously happy, "Yes, I am still the smallest person in the world!"
Quasimodo goes in and then comes out in a raging temper, "Who the f..k is this Camilla Parker-Bowles?"
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An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked ...
Thumberlina and Quasimodo have interviews with the Guiness Book of Records to check that they are still the smallest and ugliest persons in the world.
Thumberlina goes in first and comes deliriously happy, "Yes, I am still the smallest person in the world!"
Quasimodo goes in and then comes out in a raging temper, "Who the f..k is this Camilla Parker-Bowles?"
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An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked ...
A couple for you kim:
Thumberlina and Quasimodo have interviews with the Guiness Book of Records to check that they are still the smallest and ugliest persons in the world.
Thumberlina goes in first and comes deliriously happy, "Yes, I am still the smallest person in the world!"
Quasimodo goes in and then comes out in a raging temper, "Who the f..k is this Camilla Parker-Bowles?"
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An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.
After they were both fairly drunk, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.
She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina".
The old guy says "God, I hope so, you've got the ugliest breasts I've ever seen."
Thumberlina and Quasimodo have interviews with the Guiness Book of Records to check that they are still the smallest and ugliest persons in the world.
Thumberlina goes in first and comes deliriously happy, "Yes, I am still the smallest person in the world!"
Quasimodo goes in and then comes out in a raging temper, "Who the f..k is this Camilla Parker-Bowles?"
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An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.
After they were both fairly drunk, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.
She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina".
The old guy says "God, I hope so, you've got the ugliest breasts I've ever seen."
re: It's quiet on here today...
Like the first one Neil
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boing..re: It's quiet on here today...
Great! Thanks for that - the 2nd one particularly made me smile