Damn, I've run dry! Hang on here comes the missus, so let's meet today's looooovly lady. Wow, she's hot! She has been shopping for 3 1/2 hours. IT'LL NEVER LAST!
Right that's it. I am gonna take my car from the Frank McAvennie car park, see if Oliver Cant can stop me and drive straight down the pub for a few bevvies with the lads. Hang on, wife is on the phone.....
20 foot drifts here in Wiltshire, just been out for a few practice runs. Ange is making some hot chocolate and we got the neighbours kids selling bells.