Bulgaria Ski discussion board

Hey there skiers, come here for a minute.
In the name of good God, will someone please help with this situation.
Poor Peggy here has been writing into the personal lonely hearts columns of several Country & Wildlife magazines for the past twelve years, in search of romance.Well until this very evening she has never,and I mean never,received as much as a how do you do!
But through this highly charged discussion forum and the speed of the replies received, the poor woman has now run from the computer screen in fright, and has lodged herself in a tight little corner in under the stairs.
I have been trying to coax her out for the past 3 hours with a plate of Custard creams and a packet of Hobnobs.
Any advise would be greatly appreciated,
Urgently yours,
Geraldine.