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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 03-03-06 19:04JOKE
A bear a Lion and a Chicken are sitting talking about who is the hardest. The Bear says, when I roar the whole forest trembles, the Lion said when I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear, then the Chicken said well when I sneeze the whole world shits itself!!!!!!!!PP
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Woman goes into a BMW dealership and not seeing any sales reps around, finds the model she's interested in, an M5. Admiring it's lines she notices the non-standar alloys and as she leans over to touch one, squeezes a little fart out. Being a rather attractive, sophisticated lady she is mortified and slowly straightens up. She looks over her left shoulder. No-one there. Looks over her right shoulder and there's a salesman there, grinning.
"Can I help madam at all?"
"Err...no" she ...
"Can I help madam at all?"
"Err...no" she ...
Woman goes into a BMW dealership and not seeing any sales reps around, finds the model she's interested in, an M5. Admiring it's lines she notices the non-standar alloys and as she leans over to touch one, squeezes a little fart out. Being a rather attractive, sophisticated lady she is mortified and slowly straightens up. She looks over her left shoulder. No-one there. Looks over her right shoulder and there's a salesman there, grinning.
"Can I help madam at all?"
"Err...no" she mumbles
"Surely there is something about this fine vehicle you woud like to know?"
"Err...no, I'm pretty up to date with this model........but (realising she's got away with her little indiscretion) what with the wheels and the custom pack, how much is this particular model?"
"Madam" says the salesman "If merely touching it makes you fart, You'll shit yourself when I tell you the price."
The old ones are the best..........John.
"Can I help madam at all?"
"Err...no" she mumbles
"Surely there is something about this fine vehicle you woud like to know?"
"Err...no, I'm pretty up to date with this model........but (realising she's got away with her little indiscretion) what with the wheels and the custom pack, how much is this particular model?"
"Madam" says the salesman "If merely touching it makes you fart, You'll shit yourself when I tell you the price."
The old ones are the best..........John.
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What did one snowman say to the other?Can you smell carrots!
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A chicken's walking through the forest when he hears this groaning noise. Eventually he happens on a clearing and sees a bear having a dump. The chicken goes over to the bear and asks the bear what he's doing...
"Having a dump" says the bear "Whats it look like"
"Tell me" says the chicken "when you have a dump does the crap stick to your hair?"
"Yes" says the bear "Does it stick to your feathers?"
"Of course" says the chicken
With that the bear picks up the chicken and wipes his arse ...
"Having a dump" says the bear "Whats it look like"
"Tell me" says the chicken "when you have a dump does the crap stick to your hair?"
"Yes" says the bear "Does it stick to your feathers?"
"Of course" says the chicken
With that the bear picks up the chicken and wipes his arse ...
A chicken's walking through the forest when he hears this groaning noise. Eventually he happens on a clearing and sees a bear having a dump. The chicken goes over to the bear and asks the bear what he's doing...
"Having a dump" says the bear "Whats it look like"
"Tell me" says the chicken "when you have a dump does the crap stick to your hair?"
"Yes" says the bear "Does it stick to your feathers?"
"Of course" says the chicken
With that the bear picks up the chicken and wipes his arse with him.............
The old ones are the best.......John.
"Having a dump" says the bear "Whats it look like"
"Tell me" says the chicken "when you have a dump does the crap stick to your hair?"
"Yes" says the bear "Does it stick to your feathers?"
"Of course" says the chicken
With that the bear picks up the chicken and wipes his arse with him.............
The old ones are the best.......John.
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Whilst at work a blond receives a disturbing phone call to say that her mum has died. The blond bursts into tears and when the boss sees her he comes running over. “What ever is the matter?” says the boss. “My mum has just died!” says the blond. The boss offers her the rest of the day off but the blond insists on working as it will take her mind off the matter. Later on in the afternoon the boss sees the blond crying again and he runs over “What ever is the matter?” asks the boss. The blond ...
Whilst at work a blond receives a disturbing phone call to say that her mum has died. The blond bursts into tears and when the boss sees her he comes running over. “What ever is the matter?” says the boss. “My mum has just died!” says the blond. The boss offers her the rest of the day off but the blond insists on working as it will take her mind off the matter. Later on in the afternoon the boss sees the blond crying again and he runs over “What ever is the matter?” asks the boss. The blond replies “I’ve just received a phone call off my sister and her mum has died too!!!”
p.s ive got nothing against blonds i just heard the joke before n liked it
p.s ive got nothing against blonds i just heard the joke before n liked it
