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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-11-08 18:12JOKE
An 86 year old man was visited by his doctor for a routine check-up.
How are you today asked the doctor.
Why I'm fit as a fiddle, said the old guy, in fact my 26 year old wife is expecting a baby any time now.
The doctor paused for a moment then said - you know, you remind me of an old hunter I used to know. He was in his 80's to and he loved to hunt. One day he went out hunting but took his walking cane instead of his gun.
Down by the river he saw a beaver but realising he had ...
How are you today asked the doctor.
Why I'm fit as a fiddle, said the old guy, in fact my 26 year old wife is expecting a baby any time now.
The doctor paused for a moment then said - you know, you remind me of an old hunter I used to know. He was in his 80's to and he loved to hunt. One day he went out hunting but took his walking cane instead of his gun.
Down by the river he saw a beaver but realising he had ...
An 86 year old man was visited by his doctor for a routine check-up.
How are you today asked the doctor.
Why I'm fit as a fiddle, said the old guy, in fact my 26 year old wife is expecting a baby any time now.
The doctor paused for a moment then said - you know, you remind me of an old hunter I used to know. He was in his 80's to and he loved to hunt. One day he went out hunting but took his walking cane instead of his gun.
Down by the river he saw a beaver but realising he had not got his gun he just raised up his cane and pretended to shoot it. Bang bang he went. To his surprize the beaver fell over dead. What do you make of that asked the doctor.
The old guy said - well, I reckon somebody else pumped a couple of shots into that beaver.
My point exactly said the doctor.
PP
How are you today asked the doctor.
Why I'm fit as a fiddle, said the old guy, in fact my 26 year old wife is expecting a baby any time now.
The doctor paused for a moment then said - you know, you remind me of an old hunter I used to know. He was in his 80's to and he loved to hunt. One day he went out hunting but took his walking cane instead of his gun.
Down by the river he saw a beaver but realising he had not got his gun he just raised up his cane and pretended to shoot it. Bang bang he went. To his surprize the beaver fell over dead. What do you make of that asked the doctor.
The old guy said - well, I reckon somebody else pumped a couple of shots into that beaver.
My point exactly said the doctor.
PP
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Can't wait to tell that!!!!
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aaagh a good Friday joke Pete! AVE'ITre: JOKE -
Little girl finds her dog dead with its legs in the air and asks her dad why it's like that. Dad replied "it's died and it's like that so Jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven". Next day she says " dad, mum nearly died today. She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting - oh Jesus i'm coming" and if the milkman hadn't been holding her down we'd have lost her!!!!
