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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 04-05-05 17:37Joke - Warning
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five times.
At the sixth time he asks the little old lady why they don't eat
the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that because of their
old ...
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five times.
At the sixth time he asks the little old lady why they don't eat
the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that because of their
old ...
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five times.
At the sixth time he asks the little old lady why they don't eat
the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that because of their
old teeth, they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
Whereupon the old lady answers,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five times.
At the sixth time he asks the little old lady why they don't eat
the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that because of their
old teeth, they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
Whereupon the old lady answers,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
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And the moral is...........................Always make sure you know where your nuts have been. lol
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Nice one Val. Don't know what was funnier. DH's joke or your reply!re: Joke - Warning
I use this joke as an actual story and tell it as if it happened to me, although I use the old lady across the road as the person who sucks the chocolate off!Ally
