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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 10-03-08 14:35Joke Du Jour
Married Too Long
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over Lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that Night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and Thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me With a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You ...
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over Lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that Night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and Thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me With a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You ...
Married Too Long
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over Lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that Night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and Thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me With a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night Long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I Was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for
Hours.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the Night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black Stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over Lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that Night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and Thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me With a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night Long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I Was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for
Hours.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the Night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black Stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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Somehow I don't reckon that any man would say no to a homecoming like that from his wife. Regardless of how long they may have been married.
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Oh
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Depends what she had been cooking?