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Joke for Monday

Val Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 04-18-05 10:51

Joke for Monday

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said. " I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question, " noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical ...
At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said. " I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question, " noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

"What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes, " replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls."

"I see, " replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save them all up and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

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Tanjette Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 04-18-05 11:30

re: Joke for Monday

Razz
Hi Val, did you had a good weekend?

Mine was a bit of chaos: party was fun but all the 'articles' are soo expensive!
The concert was ok but a bit quiet(!) and to get up the next morning at 6.30 AM to walk 2km is deadly.. Wink but have nice pics of all the flowers at floralies!

greetings
Tanjette Cool
Val Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 04-18-05 11:33

re: Joke for Monday

Hi Tan

Yes thanks not too bad. Lovely weather so took my dog for a couple of nice walks. Otherwise didn't do a lot. Husband was motor racing both days. He is a marshall. Not my thing so I don't go.

Cheers
Val Booze
Tanjette Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 04-18-05 11:36

re: Joke for Monday

lovely weather?
there was a fog yesterday and very cold.. excellent to hang in the sofa Wink
Booze
Val Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 04-18-05 11:39

re: Joke for Monday

Isn't it strange that our two countries are not that far apart but the weather can be so different. Lovely warm sunshine yesterday and got quite hot walking the dog

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Tanjette Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 04-18-05 11:44

re: Joke for Monday

I saw it on tele, watched pieces of the marathon..
Thank god I went to sunbank saturday so I look 'touch-by-the-sun! Razz Razz
karen girdlestone Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 04-20-05 12:47