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Joke of the Day

Topper Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 08-17-04 20:38

Joke of the Day

If it's time for the questions about snow and hotels and fud and mafia and bells etc then it's surely time to resurrect Joke of the Day!

Q) How do you kill a circus?

A) Go for the juggler!

Boom boom

Topper
Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 08-17-04 20:49

re: Joke of the Day

A girl potato wanted to marry John Motson.

Her dad wouldn't let her because he said John Motson was just a common tater Very Happy

Pamps Pete Cool
Daniel Snell Author:Daniel Snell posts : 5800   (Master)Date : 08-17-04 21:22

re: Joke of the Day

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bad jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Confused
Little Fleety Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 08-18-04 10:26

re: Joke of the Day

Hee Hee!

How do you drown a blonde?

Put scratch and sniff stickers at the bottom of a swimming pool!

ha ha ha ! Wink

Sophie/Peanut
xxx Razz
Topper Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 08-18-04 10:42

re: Joke of the Day

Look what I have created muwahahahahahahaha

errrr

Q) What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A) Piiig

Boom boom indeed!

Topper
Daniel Snell Author:Daniel Snell posts : 5800   (Master)Date : 08-18-04 12:11

re: Joke of the Day

Is there no begining to your talents Topper?
Topper Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 08-18-04 12:35

re: Joke of the Day

Like the woman at Edinburgh zoo who told her kids that the penguins had had their wings clipped to stop them flying away....err no.