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Joke of the day
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-14-05 16:54Joke of the day
Picture the scene.......................................
England in wartime, queues all over the place for goods in short supply.
The police raid a brothel. They line the girls outside the police station and see them one at a time.
A little old lady comes round the corner, sees the apparent queue and asks the girl at the end what they are queueing for. She has to think of something so she says oranges.
The old lady fancies some oranges so joins the end of the line.
Eventually ...
England in wartime, queues all over the place for goods in short supply.
The police raid a brothel. They line the girls outside the police station and see them one at a time.
A little old lady comes round the corner, sees the apparent queue and asks the girl at the end what they are queueing for. She has to think of something so she says oranges.
The old lady fancies some oranges so joins the end of the line.
Eventually ...
Picture the scene.......................................
England in wartime, queues all over the place for goods in short supply.
The police raid a brothel. They line the girls outside the police station and see them one at a time.
A little old lady comes round the corner, sees the apparent queue and asks the girl at the end what they are queueing for. She has to think of something so she says oranges.
The old lady fancies some oranges so joins the end of the line.
Eventually it is her turn in the police station. The sergeant looks at her and says "Aren't you a bit old for this sort of thing?"
The lady replies "I may have lost my teeth but I can still give them a good suck"!!!
England in wartime, queues all over the place for goods in short supply.
The police raid a brothel. They line the girls outside the police station and see them one at a time.
A little old lady comes round the corner, sees the apparent queue and asks the girl at the end what they are queueing for. She has to think of something so she says oranges.
The old lady fancies some oranges so joins the end of the line.
Eventually it is her turn in the police station. The sergeant looks at her and says "Aren't you a bit old for this sort of thing?"
The lady replies "I may have lost my teeth but I can still give them a good suck"!!!
re: Joke of the day
Nice one Val
