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There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to
process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day a letter came addressed in shaky handwriting to God, he thought
he should open it to see what it was all about.

The letter read: "Dear God,I am an 83year old widow, living on a very
small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse.

It had £ 100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension
cheque. Next Sunday Is Christmas and I had invited

two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to
buy food with, I have no family and you are my only hope.

Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna."



The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
workers.



Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds each.
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96,

which they put in an envelope and sent it off to the lady.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna
and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.



Christmas came and went. A few days later , another letter came from
the old lady to God.



All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read: "
Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my
friends because of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was £ 4 missing! I think it must have been those
thieving b******s at the Post Office."

Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."



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