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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-18-04 14:08Joke
An old man stumbles into the confessional.
'Father!' he shouts. 'I'm an 81 year old man and last night I made to two 19 year old twins!'
'Well,' the priest replies, 'are you married? Have you committed adultery?'
'No father' the old man says 'My wife passed away several years ago'
'Have you remarried, my son?' asks the priest.
'No father' the old guy replies.
'You're Catholic?' the priest asks.
'No' the aged lothario replies. 'I dont believe in religion'
'Well' says the ...
'Father!' he shouts. 'I'm an 81 year old man and last night I made to two 19 year old twins!'
'Well,' the priest replies, 'are you married? Have you committed adultery?'
'No father' the old man says 'My wife passed away several years ago'
'Have you remarried, my son?' asks the priest.
'No father' the old guy replies.
'You're Catholic?' the priest asks.
'No' the aged lothario replies. 'I dont believe in religion'
'Well' says the ...
An old man stumbles into the confessional.
'Father!' he shouts. 'I'm an 81 year old man and last night I made to two 19 year old twins!'
'Well,' the priest replies, 'are you married? Have you committed adultery?'
'No father' the old man says 'My wife passed away several years ago'
'Have you remarried, my son?' asks the priest.
'No father' the old guy replies.
'You're Catholic?' the priest asks.
'No' the aged lothario replies. 'I dont believe in religion'
'Well' says the priest 'Why on earth did you feel the need to come and tell me?'
'If you'd slept with two 19 year old twins' the old git answers, 'wouldn't you be telling everyone?'.
'Father!' he shouts. 'I'm an 81 year old man and last night I made to two 19 year old twins!'
'Well,' the priest replies, 'are you married? Have you committed adultery?'
'No father' the old man says 'My wife passed away several years ago'
'Have you remarried, my son?' asks the priest.
'No father' the old guy replies.
'You're Catholic?' the priest asks.
'No' the aged lothario replies. 'I dont believe in religion'
'Well' says the priest 'Why on earth did you feel the need to come and tell me?'
'If you'd slept with two 19 year old twins' the old git answers, 'wouldn't you be telling everyone?'.
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Ah another goldie mate - LOL though - I'd tell everyone too, and I'm only 32
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Well I could say he's back but that is so old even my dad has heard it and he died in 2001!!!re: Joke
A Guy falls asleep on his sun lounger during the hottest day of the summer!He goes to see his doctor because he is sunburnt from head to toe who tells him, he will give him a prescription for a few days of Viagra!!
The guy asks the Doc, " will the Viagra help the sunburn?"
The Doctor tells him " Not at all, but it will help keep the sheets off you in bed!!!!"
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Now thats a good one - back on form budIMT
