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> PRAWNS - a must read joke
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> Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming
> around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.
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> The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
> inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up
> with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any
> worries about being eaten."
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> A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and lo
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> behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam
> away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
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> Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark
boring
> and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to
> them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause
> of his sad plight.
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> While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he
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> perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He
> approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and lo and behold, he
> found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny
> little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a
cocktail.
> (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse.)
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> Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his
old
> pal.
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> "Where's Christian?" he asked?
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> "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the
> enemy and became a shark", came the reply.
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> Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he
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> off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came
> flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your
> old friend, come out and see me again."
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> Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the
> enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
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> Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've
> changed."................................
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> "I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian".