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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 04-13-05 14:19Joke
Subject: Fwd: Why I Fired My Secretary. . .
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good
that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it
turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
left for the office, I was ...
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good
that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it
turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
left for the office, I was ...
Subject: Fwd: Why I Fired My Secretary. . .
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good
that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it
turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday!". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday...let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!"
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind,
I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake
followed by my
wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ----
on the couch ----
naked.
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good
that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it
turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday!". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday...let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!"
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind,
I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake
followed by my
wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ----
on the couch ----
naked.
re: Joke
Hurray for the secretary!!!!
