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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 03-24-07 00:38Jokes
whats brown smelly and sounds like a bell?DUNG!
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Doctor! Doctor! I'm going to die in 59 seconds!I'll be there with you in a minute!
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A women is taking a bath and theres a knock at the door,she jumps out of bath to answer it, she shouts, who is it, the person answers:- It's o.k. love I'm the Blind Man!,
She thinks O.K. I have no clothes on but he won't see me his blind!, She opens the door, Blind man says:- Nice Tits love!. I'm here to fix your blinds!
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Two Irish men walk into a pet shop where they buy two budgies, these are put into a brown paperbag and off they go.
The two irish men head upto the biggest cliff nearby where Murphy takes out his two budgies, places them under both arms and jumps off.
He falls to his death and Paddy looks over the cliff and says" Im not gonna try that budgie jumping" When!
another irish man came upto the cliff with a bigger brown bag and a shot gun. Inside he had a parrot which he took out and he ...
The two irish men head upto the biggest cliff nearby where Murphy takes out his two budgies, places them under both arms and jumps off.
He falls to his death and Paddy looks over the cliff and says" Im not gonna try that budgie jumping" When!
another irish man came upto the cliff with a bigger brown bag and a shot gun. Inside he had a parrot which he took out and he ...
Two Irish men walk into a pet shop where they buy two budgies, these are put into a brown paperbag and off they go.
The two irish men head upto the biggest cliff nearby where Murphy takes out his two budgies, places them under both arms and jumps off.
He falls to his death and Paddy looks over the cliff and says" Im not gonna try that budgie jumping" When!
another irish man came upto the cliff with a bigger brown bag and a shot gun. Inside he had a parrot which he took out and he cocked his shot gun ready to fire.
He held the parrot out at arms length and jumped. Half way down he shoots the parrots head off! He falls to his death and Paddy looks over the cliff and says " im not gonna try that Parrot shooting" When!
When another Irish man came upto the cliff with an even bigger brown bag. Inside he had two large chickens which he took out and place one under each of his arms and jumped off!
He falls to his death and Paddy looks over and says " I am not gonna do the budgie jumping, i am not gonna try the parrot shooting and i am certainly not gonna try that feckin HEN GLIDING!
The two irish men head upto the biggest cliff nearby where Murphy takes out his two budgies, places them under both arms and jumps off.
He falls to his death and Paddy looks over the cliff and says" Im not gonna try that budgie jumping" When!
another irish man came upto the cliff with a bigger brown bag and a shot gun. Inside he had a parrot which he took out and he cocked his shot gun ready to fire.
He held the parrot out at arms length and jumped. Half way down he shoots the parrots head off! He falls to his death and Paddy looks over the cliff and says " im not gonna try that Parrot shooting" When!
When another Irish man came upto the cliff with an even bigger brown bag. Inside he had two large chickens which he took out and place one under each of his arms and jumped off!
He falls to his death and Paddy looks over and says " I am not gonna do the budgie jumping, i am not gonna try the parrot shooting and i am certainly not gonna try that feckin HEN GLIDING!
