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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-09-05 22:28Last one for now
Heading back to my glass of milk and knitting.
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil. ...
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil. ...
Heading back to my glass of milk and knitting.
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in sperm - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What can you learn from this demonstration?"
A Skier in the back ( who had obviously got lost) quickly raised his hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in sperm - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What can you learn from this demonstration?"
A Skier in the back ( who had obviously got lost) quickly raised his hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
