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MORE BLONDE JOKES
Author:Pamporovo Pete
posts : 14180 (Master)Date : 03-15-04 23:49MORE BLONDE JOKES
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
How do blondes brain cells die?
Alone.
What do you call a blonde who has lost 90% of her intelegence?
Divorced.
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
M & M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Why to blondes keep ice cubes in the fridge?
To keep it cold.
Blonde buys a vacume flask because it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.
Took it to work with a cup of ...
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
How do blondes brain cells die?
Alone.
What do you call a blonde who has lost 90% of her intelegence?
Divorced.
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
M & M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Why to blondes keep ice cubes in the fridge?
To keep it cold.
Blonde buys a vacume flask because it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.
Took it to work with a cup of ...
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
How do blondes brain cells die?
Alone.
What do you call a blonde who has lost 90% of her intelegence?
Divorced.
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
M & M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Why to blondes keep ice cubes in the fridge?
To keep it cold.
Blonde buys a vacume flask because it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.
Took it to work with a cup of coffee and a choc ice in it.
How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax?
There's a first class stamp on it.
Why do blondes not take coffee breaks?
Takes too long to re-train them.
What do you get if you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
What is the definition of gross stupidity?
144 blondes.
Blonde buys a Pizza, and the man asks if she wants it cut into 6 or 12 pieces.
Oh 6 please she said, I couldn't manage to eat 12.
Blonde read in the paper that 90% of accidents happen in the home.
So she moved.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock the door.
Blonde asks a man 'whats the time?'
4 25pm he said.
She replied, well I've asked that question 15 times today, and every time I get a different answer.
2 blondes walking down a street when one spots a dead bird in the road. Oh look she cried, a poor little dead birdie!!! The other looks up into the sky and shouts ........ WHERE?????
Two blondes return to their car and realise they have locked the keys inside. One tries desperately to get in using a coat hanger, but with no luck. The other exclaimed..... well you better hurry up because it's starting to rain and the tops down.
If you're blonde ..... sorry!!!!!!! (only a bit of fun!!)
Pamporovo Pete
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
How do blondes brain cells die?
Alone.
What do you call a blonde who has lost 90% of her intelegence?
Divorced.
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
M & M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Why to blondes keep ice cubes in the fridge?
To keep it cold.
Blonde buys a vacume flask because it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.
Took it to work with a cup of coffee and a choc ice in it.
How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax?
There's a first class stamp on it.
Why do blondes not take coffee breaks?
Takes too long to re-train them.
What do you get if you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
What is the definition of gross stupidity?
144 blondes.
Blonde buys a Pizza, and the man asks if she wants it cut into 6 or 12 pieces.
Oh 6 please she said, I couldn't manage to eat 12.
Blonde read in the paper that 90% of accidents happen in the home.
So she moved.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock the door.
Blonde asks a man 'whats the time?'
4 25pm he said.
She replied, well I've asked that question 15 times today, and every time I get a different answer.
2 blondes walking down a street when one spots a dead bird in the road. Oh look she cried, a poor little dead birdie!!! The other looks up into the sky and shouts ........ WHERE?????
Two blondes return to their car and realise they have locked the keys inside. One tries desperately to get in using a coat hanger, but with no luck. The other exclaimed..... well you better hurry up because it's starting to rain and the tops down.
If you're blonde ..... sorry!!!!!!! (only a bit of fun!!)
Pamporovo Pete
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yep, that starts the morning off just right.....LOLre: MORE BLONDE JOKES
What did the blonde say after making love?"Do you really all play for the same football team"!
Tee Hee!
Reebee
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Leicester City player asked a German girl for sex. She said 'nine' !!!!!He said no problem, I've got 8 mates outside!!
Pamps Pete
re: MORE BLONDE JOKES
hey!
i'm blonde and it shows too some of those i didn't get!! LOL Hee He sophiexxx 