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Maybe not too appropriate for the board, but it made me laugh....Delete if you like Pete

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands.
He walks into a bar and Jill, the Australian Barmaid, takes his
order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the
night they get to know each other. At the end of Jill's shift he
asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with
him. Although she is attracted to him she says no.
He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world
and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters, and, after
showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if
she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and
is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 3 additional nights. On the 6th
night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if
she pays him more attention then maybe she can then shake some
more cash out of him, so she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her: "Melbourne".
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" He replies.
"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies.
"This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished. "You are not
going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN THINKS AUSTRALIAN!

IMT