Just had time to browse the board this morning and spent a good five minutes laughing, certainly started the day off well. The guys that work for me also appreciated the 'cartoons' (i printed them off) couldnt get the b*****s to start working.
I am the wifes english/ Glasgow and then Ayr but moved south a long time ago.
Fraser,
Glad you enjoyed the jokes, I had to be very selective about what I put on (KIDS). I think I sent you some to your email.
I come from a village called Lochwinnoch, which is just on the Renfrewshire/Ayrshire border, I have lived away since 1982, HMF and then Rothschilds Bank in The City! Been here since 1988.
Now have the pleasure of living and working in sunny Weston Super Mare, we used to live round the corner from Burns's cottage in Alloway (literally). Moved to Cheltenham some 30 years ago and hence to the sunny shores of Weston
Yes the jokes I was referring to included the emails !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!