Sorry if my hand seems jerky,
Come from plucking a 20lb turkey,
Shopping till my wallets bare,
Spent the the lot but do I care?
Nope, 'cause when the parties over
I'm gona visit Pamporovo,
Ski and ski and ski and ski,
Nobodys gonna keep up with me,
Vodka legs, they go SO fast,
And every boarder will be passed,
Stand aside, I'm on a mission,
As I adopt the tucked position,
The people think I'm on a roll,
Truth is I have lost control,
'Out the way' the people cry,
This idiot is ...
Sorry if my hand seems jerky,
Come from plucking a 20lb turkey,
Shopping till my wallets bare,
Spent the the lot but do I care?
Nope, 'cause when the parties over
I'm gona visit Pamporovo,
Ski and ski and ski and ski,
Nobodys gonna keep up with me,
Vodka legs, they go SO fast,
And every boarder will be passed,
Stand aside, I'm on a mission,
As I adopt the tucked position,
The people think I'm on a roll,
Truth is I have lost control,
'Out the way' the people cry,
This idiot is gonna die,
But lady luck is on my side,
The blue run is so very wide,
So I can snowplough to a halt,
Thank god the slope is covered with salt,
And I live to ski another day,
Next time I try the proper way,
Bend the knees and plant the pole,
Try not to do my artic roll,
And if it fails one things for sure,
I'll be back again for more and more.
MERRY FLIPPIN XMAS!!!!!!!!
Yep, I've had a few bevvies!!!!!!