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NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-11-04 06:42NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN
I think that the moral of the story should simply read NEVER ARGUE
WITH A WOMAN. Full Stop.
Never Argue With a Woman
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to
read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and ...
WITH A WOMAN. Full Stop.
Never Argue With a Woman
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to
read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and ...
I think that the moral of the story should simply read NEVER ARGUE
WITH A WOMAN. Full Stop.
Never Argue With a Woman
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to
read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in
his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning
Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking
"Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he
informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.............
MORAL: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS. IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK.
WITH A WOMAN. Full Stop.
Never Argue With a Woman
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to
read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in
his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning
Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking
"Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he
informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.............
MORAL: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS. IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK.
