An Irish woman was involved in a car accident whilst 8 months pregnant and expecting twins. After 6 months in a coma she recovers but realizes she is no longer pregnant.
“What happened to my babies” she asked the doctor, expecting the worst.
“Don’t worry” said the doctor, “whilst you were in a coma you gave birth to a beautiful boy and a beautiful girl and they are both doing fine. Your brother named them and they were both christened last week.” The woman exclaimed “oh no, my brother ...
An Irish woman was involved in a car accident whilst 8 months pregnant and expecting twins. After 6 months in a coma she recovers but realizes she is no longer pregnant.
“What happened to my babies” she asked the doctor, expecting the worst.
“Don’t worry” said the doctor, “whilst you were in a coma you gave birth to a beautiful boy and a beautiful girl and they are both doing fine. Your brother named them and they were both christened last week.” The woman exclaimed “oh no, my brother is a complete dickhead, what names did he give them?
“Well,” said the doctor, “he named your daughter Denise”.
“Oh” said the woman, “that’s a really nice name, yes I really like the name Denise, I am so proud of my brother - bless him.”
And what name did he give to my boy” asked the woman all excited.