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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-15-08 20:00New Diet
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Tesco and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?
So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with ...
So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with ...
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Tesco and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?
So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
Tesco won’t let me shop there anymore
So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
Tesco won’t let me shop there anymore
re: New Diet
I wish I had been there.
The worse thing I have done in a que was when I was 18, me and a friend had been watching billy connolly and he had been going on about preperation H, which is a tretment for piles, neither of us at that age knew it was real (not piles the preperation H) . Next day we were in the que at boots for pharmacy, some women ask for preperation H and we both started to snigger, at which point she turn round and strated to tell us piles were no laughing matter, this only ...
The worse thing I have done in a que was when I was 18, me and a friend had been watching billy connolly and he had been going on about preperation H, which is a tretment for piles, neither of us at that age knew it was real (not piles the preperation H) . Next day we were in the que at boots for pharmacy, some women ask for preperation H and we both started to snigger, at which point she turn round and strated to tell us piles were no laughing matter, this only ...
I wish I had been there.
The worse thing I have done in a que was when I was 18, me and a friend had been watching billy connolly and he had been going on about preperation H, which is a tretment for piles, neither of us at that age knew it was real (not piles the preperation H) . Next day we were in the que at boots for pharmacy, some women ask for preperation H and we both started to snigger, at which point she turn round and strated to tell us piles were no laughing matter, this only made the situation worse we were crying with laughter, the worse we got the more she protested, eventually a security guard came over and we were asked to leave. One thing we now know that Pre H is for real, 20 years on and lucky for me I have never had a problem with piles, still dont think I could ask for the product without laughing.
The worse thing I have done in a que was when I was 18, me and a friend had been watching billy connolly and he had been going on about preperation H, which is a tretment for piles, neither of us at that age knew it was real (not piles the preperation H) . Next day we were in the que at boots for pharmacy, some women ask for preperation H and we both started to snigger, at which point she turn round and strated to tell us piles were no laughing matter, this only made the situation worse we were crying with laughter, the worse we got the more she protested, eventually a security guard came over and we were asked to leave. One thing we now know that Pre H is for real, 20 years on and lucky for me I have never had a problem with piles, still dont think I could ask for the product without laughing.
re: New Diet
hehehehehe
