1. Washed and ironed everything (Whats washing and WHATS ironing??)
2. Aired your skiwear (Well, i have looked at it??)
3. Aired your boots (Well, i have looked at them to??)
4. Waxed your skis (Now i know what your talking about, yes)
5. Got your suitcase down from the loft (My mum did)
6. Bought suntan lotion (My mum will)
7. Changed money (O, SHIT !!)
8. Left a note for the milkman (Why would i do that?? I don`t fancy him)
YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOTALLY ...
You asked have you
1. Washed and ironed everything (Whats washing and WHATS ironing??)
2. Aired your skiwear (Well, i have looked at it??)
3. Aired your boots (Well, i have looked at them to??)
4. Waxed your skis (Now i know what your talking about, yes)
5. Got your suitcase down from the loft (My mum did)
6. Bought suntan lotion (My mum will)
7. Changed money (O, SHIT !!)
8. Left a note for the milkman (Why would i do that?? I don`t fancy him)
YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOTALLY ORGANISED
You asked when is a man ever organized!!!!!!!!!! (We are, its just women that think we are not)
a guy supposed to do?
hmmm let me think... watch TV, smoke cigarettes and get drunk?
OR give his creditcard, buy presents, go eating&dancing, book next holiday???
*got sunglasses ready?? passport en co?
*mobilphone ready for international calls and text?
1. Don't eat the yellow snow
2. Definitely don't eat the brown snow.
3. No farting in the gondola. It takes 22 mins. Think of others.
4. Don't crash into any trees. They were there first.
5. Break a leg. I've heard Bulgarian hospitals need the business.
6. Fall into Happy End at the end of each days skiing. (I love those hairy bar stools).
7. Go out and drink loads of alcohol in the town in the evening.
8. Perhaps eat something too.
9. Talk to the locals. ...
Holiday tips
1. Don't eat the yellow snow
2. Definitely don't eat the brown snow.
3. No farting in the gondola. It takes 22 mins. Think of others.
4. Don't crash into any trees. They were there first.
5. Break a leg. I've heard Bulgarian hospitals need the business.
6. Fall into Happy End at the end of each days skiing. (I love those hairy bar stools).
7. Go out and drink loads of alcohol in the town in the evening.
8. Perhaps eat something too.
9. Talk to the locals. They deserve a laugh.
10. Stagger back to the hotel.
11. Wake up in the morning and wonder what the name of the person in bed with you is.
12. Hit the slopes.
After 6 days you'll need to come home for a rest. After all you're not 18 anymore!!!