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Next Season
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 04-20-05 11:18Next Season
is a long way off (sadly 
) but here's some points to bear in mind for nearer the time!
SKI SEASON TRAINING - EXERCISES T HELP YOUI GET FIT
16. Visit your local butcher and pay £30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two £50 notes to warm up.
15. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.
14. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night.
13. If you wear glasses, ...
) but here's some points to bear in mind for nearer the time!SKI SEASON TRAINING - EXERCISES T HELP YOUI GET FIT
16. Visit your local butcher and pay £30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two £50 notes to warm up.
15. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.
14. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night.
13. If you wear glasses, ...
is a long way off (sadly ) but here's some points to bear in mind for nearer the time!
SKI SEASON TRAINING - EXERCISES T HELP YOUI GET FIT
16. Visit your local butcher and pay £30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two £50 notes to warm up.
15. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.
14. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night.
13. If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses.
12. Throw away a £100 now.
11. Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car. Sporadically drop things.
10. Place a small but angular pebble in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a C-clamp around your toes.
9. Buy a new pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.
8. Secure one of your ankles to a bed post and ask a friend to run into you at high speed.
7. Go to McDonald's and insist on paying £8.50 for a hamburger. Be sure you are in the longest line.
6. Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.
5. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a snowstorm and you're following an 18 wheeler.
4. Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip into your clothes.
3. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them off because you have to go to the bathroom.
2. Slam your thumb in a car door. Don't go see a doctor.
1. Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday until it's time for the real thing
Tee hee - hope you enjoyed
) but here's some points to bear in mind for nearer the time!SKI SEASON TRAINING - EXERCISES T HELP YOUI GET FIT
16. Visit your local butcher and pay £30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two £50 notes to warm up.
15. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.
14. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night.
13. If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses.
12. Throw away a £100 now.
11. Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car. Sporadically drop things.
10. Place a small but angular pebble in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a C-clamp around your toes.
9. Buy a new pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.
8. Secure one of your ankles to a bed post and ask a friend to run into you at high speed.
7. Go to McDonald's and insist on paying £8.50 for a hamburger. Be sure you are in the longest line.
6. Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.
5. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a snowstorm and you're following an 18 wheeler.
4. Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip into your clothes.
3. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them off because you have to go to the bathroom.
2. Slam your thumb in a car door. Don't go see a doctor.
1. Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday until it's time for the real thing
Tee hee - hope you enjoyed
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hihihi re: Next Season
Hi Kim...Ahhhh, i could be there, Ooooo the joys of skiing
Nice one......
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I thought they were funny - and I could relate to so many of them!!How is it in Belgium today?
Kim
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Hi Kim,its cloudy here today, the sun wants to come but is not succeeding at the moment
Weatherman said that tomorrow it will be sunshine...I hope so coz I need it!!!!
groetjes
Tan
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Exactly the same here - better than last couple of days though as it turned really cold and was raining - April is always a strange month though - hot one minute and cold and horrible the next! Yep, we need some
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Enjoyed that Kim you sadcistic thing you!What we do for plaesure eh!!
Ellie
