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No Bull

Daniel snell Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-01-08 17:47

No Bull

Two cows standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," replies Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!"
Very Happy
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O.M.G Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-01-08 18:04

re: No Bull

To steal your phrase Dan, "groan" Very Happy
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Daniel snell Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-01-08 18:05

re: No Bull

I will get me coat Sad
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arron Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-01-08 18:07

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Two cows in a field and one is swaying side to side. The other noticed and said are you ok?

To which the firs treplied it's ok

We bulls wobble but we don't fall down.
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Daniel snell Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-01-08 18:19

re: No Bull

Boom Boom
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O.M.G Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-01-08 19:08

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What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia

SCRAPING THE BAREL Very Happy
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Mad Mark Author:Mad Mark posts : 1028   (Master)Date : 02-01-08 19:40

re: No Bull

Taxis waiting
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Tufty-Duck Author:Bibblybobs posts : 121   (Intermediate)Date : 02-02-08 01:18

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sorry dan but you started this one!
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Wife reads article. 'wow! a bull can have ... 3000 times a year, wish you could do the same'
hubby replies 'ask the bull if he rides the same cow each time Exclamation Exclamation Question Exclamation Question Wink Booze
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