You keep asking where we all are , well i'm here.Dissapointing turn out tonight.Getting ready for Match Of The Day with my mate Boddingtons
Did you have a good day at the match Pete ?
Boddingtons lets me enjoy the football uninterupted. Doesn't need the offside rule explained every 5 minutes.
Keeps my thirst quenshed.
Improves my ability to disagree strongly with the referee.
Allows me to keep my cool with bloody Lineker
Gets me pissed