OK then 3
1. Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in maths.
"why" asked his father? "The teacher asked how much is 2x3 and I said 6" replies Billy. "But thats right" said his dad. "Yeah but then she asked me how much is 3x2." "Whats the f**king difference?" asked his dad. "Thats what I said, and got an F" said Billy.
2. Little Billy goes to school and the teacher says "today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anyone have an example of a ...
OK then 3
1. Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in maths.
"why" asked his father? "The teacher asked how much is 2x3 and I said 6" replies Billy. "But thats right" said his dad. "Yeah but then she asked me how much is 3x2." "Whats the f**king difference?" asked his dad. "Thats what I said, and got an F" said Billy.
2. Little Billy goes to school and the teacher says "today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anyone have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Billy says "Mas-tur-bate". Miss Rodgers smiles and says "wow, Billy, thats a mouthful!" Billy says "no, Miss Rogers, your thinking of a blow-job."
3. Little Billy was sitting in class one day, when he needed the toilet. 'Miss Rodgers, I need a p*ss!!" The teacher replied "now, Billy that is not the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word is urinate. Please use the word urinate correctly in a sentence and I will allow you to go". Billy thinks a bit and says"You're an eight, but if you had bigger t*ts, you'd be a ten!"