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ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES....!!
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 12-13-06 16:47ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES....!!
Slightly rude but funny none-the-less....
ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated ...
ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated ...
Slightly rude but funny none-the-less....
ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'w*lll*es' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his W***y is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
Sorry PP if its a bid of a rudey!! Hope no-one was offended!
Snowtox
ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'w*lll*es' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his W***y is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
Sorry PP if its a bid of a rudey!! Hope no-one was offended!
Snowtox
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lol just made the office liste to that one, lots of laughter after on a dreary aftrenoon, thanks alot!!re: ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES....!!
Well its not often we get a good girlie joke to share at the expense of our boys!!re: ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES....!!
this is true. Just made them listen to the chinese supplies guy joke too, had to be a bit careful with that as have an 'oriental' member of staff in office ,had to check wouldnt be offended lol
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Yes I liked that one too - the simple, clean ones are the best. My personal favourite isWhat did the boy with two left feet buy on holiday.....?
FLIP FLIPS!!
tee hee
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What do you call a fish without an i?FFFssshhh
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I thought the answer to that was "no idea!"
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i wish i was a glow worm,a glow worms never glum
cus how can you be grumpy
when the sun shines out your bum
Keep smiling
i'm skiing in 10 days
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They shouldnt let women swim in the sea.They cant get the smell out of the fish
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bad monty very bad!!and snotox it was what do you call rudolph with no eyes?
no i deer
see any of u in borovets on the 30th dec?
first time skiing, oo er cant wait!
