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Oi ....GET OFF MY SLOPE !!!!!
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-10-04 10:47Oi ....GET OFF MY SLOPE !!!!!
Apparently, people have been seen skiing down MY slope in Pamporovo. Oi, get off!!!! Thats my snow, all mine and it is waiting for me to arrive in 2 weeks time.
Search and Rescue will be circling the area over the next 14 days and snipers have been planted in the woods.
They are instructed to shoot on site so you better clear off now.
Sniffer rabbits will also jump you when you are least expecting it.
Any information leading to the capture of these violators may result in a ...
Search and Rescue will be circling the area over the next 14 days and snipers have been planted in the woods.
They are instructed to shoot on site so you better clear off now.
Sniffer rabbits will also jump you when you are least expecting it.
Any information leading to the capture of these violators may result in a ...
Apparently, people have been seen skiing down MY slope in Pamporovo. Oi, get off!!!! Thats my snow, all mine and it is waiting for me to arrive in 2 weeks time.
Search and Rescue will be circling the area over the next 14 days and snipers have been planted in the woods.
They are instructed to shoot on site so you better clear off now.
Sniffer rabbits will also jump you when you are least expecting it.
Any information leading to the capture of these violators may result in a reward of copious amounts of Rakia on my arrival.
Your privacy will be respected.
Pamp Pete
Search and Rescue will be circling the area over the next 14 days and snipers have been planted in the woods.
They are instructed to shoot on site so you better clear off now.
Sniffer rabbits will also jump you when you are least expecting it.
Any information leading to the capture of these violators may result in a reward of copious amounts of Rakia on my arrival.
Your privacy will be respected.
Pamp Pete
re: Oi ....GET OFF MY SLOPE !!!!!
Morning Pete, in fine form I see
re: Oi ....GET OFF MY SLOPE !!!!!
I have just witnessed a great big hairy German having a big piss on YOUR slope!This has melted all your precious snow and also created damage to the ground underneath.
I have a digital photo of her - if you want to offer me a big reward I may send it to you!
Sorry to be the Bearer of bad news Pete!
re: Oi ....GET OFF MY SLOPE !!!!!
Think I know her, she sat next to me at breakfast last year and ate the table.Don't worry, I have radioed through to Captain Peter Rabbitt who is on the case now.
I think he will use his food trap, 50 burgers over a big pit.
She tried this on last year, 3 times. We caught her and she ended up in the Gerry Hat-trick Ward of Plovdiv hospital.
Some people never learn.
Pamp Pete
re: Oi ....GET OFF MY SLOPE !!!!!
I have too spy guinea pigs that i have dispatched to pamps to guard your slope, on the understanding that you keep the snow in good condision untill we arive.If you see them, they will have:
purple salopettes,
Yellow hats,
yellow googles,
And they will be two up on a snowboard.
Can you picture it?
I will try and send you a picture later. What is your e-mail address?
from,
Peanut(Cinnie And Nuttie the spy guineas.)
xxx
re: Oi ....GET OFF MY SLOPE !!!!!
E-mail now inserted.I will promote you now to Commander Peanut of the Mountains.
Gods speed to the Guinea Pigs.
Uncle Pamp Pete
